iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

(Source: imnotsorrydamon)

me: i’m gonna study when i get home
me: i’ll just study before i go to bed
me: i’ll just study in the morning
me: i’ll just study on the way to school
me: i’ll just study in this class
me: i’ll just study in the hall
me: i’ll just study before the test
me: i’ll just study during the test

(Source: laheymore)

skin-and-ink:

flure:

I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just how much is wrong.

This post is perfect

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

earthlingonly:

Little girl: My question is, what’s your favorite animal?

Jared: My favorite animal is a moose.

Misha: My favorite animal is, has to be ponies, at this point.

Jared: What’s your favorite animal?

Little girl: Vampire bats.

(Yes that was their actual reaction)

(Source: youtube.com)

(Source: meechonmarstv)

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant